CSI: Miami

I must admit that I watch CSI: Miami. I know, I know, but what can I say… For those who don’t know CSI: Miami, here’s how every single episode goes.

• Pop song of the week is playing
• Hot chicks in bikinis and fit dudes in shorts do an activity
• Someone gets murdered
• A girl may scream
• Cut to when the police are there
• A police officer explains the situation to Horatio Caine
• Horatio puts his glasses on, puts his hands on his waist and says some witty remark
• The CSIs do their job way too thoroughly and also do the cops’ job
• They interrogate 3-4 suspects, they all turn out to have alibis
• The investigation is stuck
• Somebody says something that has nothing to do with anything
• Somebody else gets an idea
• Everybody starts working hard
• You notice that all the females who work at the Miami-Dale crime labs are babes
• You also notice that their computer equipment is unlike anything you’ve seen: everything’s in 3D and half transparent, every action is followed by a techno sound, things that should take milliseconds such as a lookup in a database takes 2 minutes, things that should take 10 hours take 3 seconds.
• They bring back one of the suspects
• Turns out he/she was the killer
• Hard ass comment from the killer
• Hard ass response from Horatio
• The End